"I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil, but I will answer to Satan"
"You're going to forgive me eventually right? I mean, there was a time where you thought of me as your best friend."
"And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband."
"My husband didn't cheat on me, I cheated on him. So the wronged woman here, Dr. Grey."
"It's hard to accept the end when you're too close..."
"I know, you're a flannel-wearing wood-chopping fisherman! I get it."
"Desperate people do desperate things to attract attention. There are 2 sides to every story."
"We can deal with us in one of three ways. One, you forgive me, come home to New York and move on like adults
or two, you forgive me, come home, BUT you can use it against me whenever we argue."
"Hey, Satan can have a sense of humor."
"I don't know what the third option is. All I know is that I still love you... *kisses Derek*"
"Well how cozy. May I join? Or are you not into threesomes?"
"I have been looking EVERYWHERE for you. Have you signed the divorce papers yet?"
"Sooo I was thinking we could have sex tonight!"
"You didnt show. I waited. Derek, are you done? Wanting me back, I mean. Cause I need to know, because if not, I need to
special order a thicker skin.